Dear Esteemed Mink Island Residents:
Thank you for bringing much needed and timely attention to the my re-election campaign. Aren't you better off than you were 2 years ago?
I am pleased to present my platform for the next 2 year term as your Mayor.
A Full Dinner Pail.
A well running boat at every dock.
A bone in every dog's dish.
A Captain Morgan in every hand (or your cocktail of choice).
A squirrel in every attic. (The squirrel's wanted that one)
A fish on every line.
A smile on every face.
I wish all of you a successful closing and wonderful not-cottage season.
I, for one, will miss Mink Island terribly.
Keep throwing the stick,
Mayor Cruz#
11 Mink Island
cruz@foodmachinery.com
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